How to diaper a cat:
LESSON 1
First you need a diaper with a hole for a tail
...and you need a cat.
Preferably a sleeping cat.
Approach sleeping cat with diaper.
Place diaper over offensive site
and fasten velcro around right hind leg.
Ignore awakened cat.
Quickly thread tail through open hole in center of diaper.
...and fasten velcro around left hind leg to complete the procedure.
...I said
and fasten velcro around left hind leg to complete the procedure.
Remove hands from offensive site to avoid exposed canines!
Always remember "Safety First!"
Attempt to retreive diaper to begin again.
Take care to avoid scuffle with cat while bunny kick is in progress...
USE CAUTION!
And try again, but...
know when to extract yourself from a bad situation and...
Abandon procedure!
admit defeat!
and
turn over all diapers to cat!
DP gave it a good try but I haven't given up yet.
Be sure to come back for Lesson 2!
~Lisa Co9T