How to diaper a cat:
LESSON 1
First you need a diaper with a hole for a tail
...and you need a cat.
Preferably a sleeping cat.
Approach sleeping cat with diaper.
Place diaper over offensive site
and fasten velcro around right hind leg.
Ignore awakened cat.
Quickly thread tail through open hole in center of diaper.
...and fasten velcro around left hind leg to complete the procedure.
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...I said
and fasten velcro around left hind leg to complete the procedure.
Remove hands from offensive site to avoid exposed canines!
Always remember "Safety First!"
Attempt to retreive diaper to begin again.
Take care to avoid scuffle with cat while bunny kick is in progress...
USE CAUTION!
And try again, but...
know when to extract yourself from a bad situation and...
Abandon procedure!
admit defeat!
and
turn over all diapers to cat!
DP gave it a good try but I haven't given up yet.
Be sure to come back for Lesson 2!
~Lisa Co9T
MOL!
ReplyDeleteIf I give Mom the runaround with getting my Puppia harness on, she finds the two person method helps - one holds cat upright in arms, other person applies harnes. Maybe diapering could be done this way?
Well, we dint think the process was possible from the first, an now we know fer sure that it isnt. MOL!
ReplyDeleteMOL! You should have given up after the word Diaper.
ReplyDeleteWe agree with the Paw Relations!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Hahahahaha! That's a take on the similiar "How to pill a cat", isn't it? The pictures are priceless.
ReplyDeleteI added myself to follow your blog. You are more than welcome to visit mine and become a follower if you want to.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless You :-)
~Ron
Ok. You've got to be kidding us! No way, Jose!
ReplyDeleteLuf, Us
We think step one should be: Don Chain Mail!
ReplyDeleteMOL! We're thinking you would have possibly had better luck with any cat but Snafu!
ReplyDeleteMOL...cute post!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKitty 1
Diaper 0
Have a beautiful weekend.
That was a great lesson, just as it sure be done!
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, this ought to make the rounds of the internet, just like "how to pill a cat." Hahahahahahahaha! We thought it was a joke at first! Good luck. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletelesson learned!
ReplyDeleteYou fought the good fight and admitted defeat.
ReplyDeleteWell played.
Cat 1...diaper 0! MOL!
ReplyDeleteSammy, the stud cat here at Furrydance, wears little dog diapers when he is out and about and they work well and he is pretty good about standing still when I put them on...but he has had 8 years experience under his belt, um diaper. Now, Disco who is kind of round, will slip out of them every time. They only stay on Sammy cuz he's built like a greyhound and actually has a waistline, hahameow
ReplyDeleteHaha! Snafu - 1; DP - 0!!
ReplyDeleteThat is not a task Mom would want to try!
ReplyDeleteNice work Snafu!!!! We would expect nothing less from you.
ReplyDeleteErm .. it looks a bit tricky!
ReplyDeleteHoly Carp! we can not believe that was even attempted! hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHappy Helloscreamz, everybuddy! s-s-srsly. muahahahahaha!
I am human blocking this site...if the male or female roommate tries this with me they are in trouble.
ReplyDeleteYou need some thick gloves and maybe a suit of armor...
ReplyDeleteI just have one question (perhaps I've missed a previous post). Why are we trying to diaPURR a cat? Especially Snafu!!!
ReplyDeleteJust seems like Mission ImPAWsible!
Ha Ha! Get em all hopped up on cat nip first. DATS what I'd do!
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