Welcome to Friday Night Fights!
Yellow Boy (Owen) vs Puff (Angus)
Our opponents begin by sizing each other up. Puff takes a reclining position to show he has no fear.
Yellow Boy makes a rude gesture by sitting boldly in front of Puff, staring with ears pulled back in aggression. Oh my, how dare he?
Well! Puff expresses his insult with a raised paw while Yellow Boy, holds his ground.
Unexpectedly, Puff rolls to the side and picks up what looks like a cat nip pouch. Is he going in for a little dip? Yellow Boy is aghast! (Meanwhile the referee, BJ, arrives late to the match and misses the whole thing).
What’s this!? Suddenly, Puff strikes back, taking Yellow Boy by surprise.
Oh! Puff is up and Yellow Boy is down. What a fast and furious take down! That's it
...and Yellow Boy is left holding the bag (or pouch)! No thanks to the referee...
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Later in the locker room, Puff told reporters that the rumors of Nipping were totally false and that he regularly submits clean blood tests.
You heard it here and you saw it here, folks. Puff is the clean winner…and so that ends another Friday Night Fights!
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