Thursday, December 10, 2009

Storytime - A Serious Lesson

This is what happens to kitties who do not bathe themselves... Slackers beware, this is not for the faint of heart.



There will be water everywhere...and you will be standing in it.



Soap will be involved.

Even if you jump OUT of the tub....



You will be put back IN to the tub.



Escape is not an option.



No matter how much you curse my name and use laser eyes.



You will sucumb, until it is done.



So you can be the shiny, silky, smooth and handsome mancat we know you are.
~Lisa Co9T

25 comments:

  1. Mosely, you are a better cat than I.

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  2. The end result is very handsome, but it does look like torture! Thanks for the lesson. I have never had a full-body-bath here, but a couple of times my 'tocks needed some attention and I sure hated it!

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  3. ROTFL!!! OMG, this was too funny. Sorry, Moseley. Personally, I think you were a very good mancat to tolerate that. I've never bathed any of my cats because I prefer to keep all my digits, thanks. But you do look so handsome (and squeaky clean) now.

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  4. Oh dear! In future we think it's best if you wash yourself!

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  5. We're cleaning ourselves right now to avoid that!

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  6. Aaaaaak! That is harsh viewing indeed! But the result is excellent!

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  7. That was scary. We can't believe your laser eyes didn't help you escape!

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  8. Moseley, Moseley, Moseley! Tut, tut! Wouldn't it be a whole lot easier if you just groomed yourself, dear?

    You look so tiny with your furs all wet like that! But look how handsome in the last picture once you're all clean and dry! Wowsers!

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  9. WOW Moseley! You have some SERIOUS lasers goin' on! Sorry they didn't help you escape the wrath of the bath!

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  10. Makes us think of of older brother Alex. Once he reached the age of 20, it was hard for him to clean himself. He was pretty good about getting a bath though. We miss him!

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  11. oHHHHHH WOW check out that shower action....I can't even imagine

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  12. Yikes!! We hope you got a few licks in at the bather for that, Moseley!!

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  13. Wow, you went through kitty h*ll, but the outcome was so worth it......You are totally pawsome!!!!!!!

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  14. Um, no time to comment, gotta wash up!

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  15. Oh, I'm sorry you had to endure such terrible tortures!

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  16. eeek. I placed hand over boys eyes... (while then admiring the sleek washed fur...)
    Helen, + temporarily blind boys

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  17. Oh my Moseley you came out all clean and beautiful. But now we are extra glad our mom Briti gives us a tonguebath to make sure we are completely clean.

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  18. What an event...we don't get baths, no way Jose! Visit my blog today, I am giving away a gift basket filled with catnip toys

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  19. I used to get baths all of the time as a young kitty. The vet doesn't recommend it anymore as a senior ladycat.

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  20. Oh my. I think I have to go lie down now.

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  21. Pardon our langwidje but, oh hells no! Yoo will nefur catch us in da water...

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  22. Oh Moseley... I hope you don't end up with post traumatic stress syndrome after all this. Let this be a lesson and warning to all us cats. Keep it clean!

    mew!
    Katie
    (Glogirly's cat)

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  23. Oh Moseley, you didn't look like you enjoyed that too much. It might be a good idea to keep bathing yourself in future.

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  24. Excellent result, Moseley. My pair were good when they were small and getting flea bathed. But now, they're doing well and are in no need of baths.

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  25. Awwww....poor dear!

    Um, hee, hee! ;-D

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