Welcome to Friday Night Fights! Twisty-Girl versus The Beefcake!
Twisty-Girl (Penny) The Beefcake (Yukon)
They begin right away by circling and sizing up each other’s glare.
Ooo, then just like that, Twisty-Girl drops into ball. She knows her greatest strength is in her hind legs.
Meowch! She breaks apart when The Beefcake puts a bitey on her.
Twisty-Girl runs down the hall, where The Beefcake isn’t giving up.
…and follows her every move. There’s no escape!
Bffft! The Beefcake easily takes Twisty-Girl down and it ain’t pretty.
T-G uses her back legs and her little but mighty mitts.
Huh?…is that The Beefcake's ear in her mouth (you might have to bigify to see)? Chomp!
and suddenly the match is over. They are both on their feet. The Ref calls it a standstill.
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In our locker room interview at the water fountain, Twisty-Girl said about Beefcake, “He bites too hard! So I let him win.”
In Beefcake’s response, he muttered something about Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield.
So that’s the story folks! Yet another wrap-up of another Friday Night Fights!
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