Saturday, November 21, 2009

Crunch, Crunch, Crunch

Crunch, crunch, crunch. I wake up slightly from my midnight dreams. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. What the heck is that? Crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s not a cat playing with a ball. Crunch, crunch, crunch. I get up, grab my flashlight, open the bedroom door to find 5 kitties squatting on the floor in front of the dishwasher, two more are squatting on the counter above it. I do not have a picture because, well, it was midnight and I wasn't happy. Ten laser beam eyes look at me in silence. Crunch, crunch, crunch turns their eyes back to the dishwasher where the sound, now 10 times louder, is coming from.
Dilemma – do I let the wood chomping rodent finish it’s job boring a hole into my house where upon it will immediately meet it’s death at the claws and teeth of 9 cats? Tempting. Do I scare it away and later attempt to poison it’s crunching life away. Ghastly, but it was midnight and I was unhappy. Or, do I…crunch, crunch, crunch. BAM, BAM, BAM! Thrown back into the midnight glare of reality, I bang my fist on the dishwasher. Lesser cats go scrambling as three remain glued, staring in silence at the long dead dishwasher. BAM, BAM, BAM! I pound once more for good measure. The four of us stand united with bare feet and paws in a dwindling pool of yellow light streaming from my flashlight, listening to silence, DP still fast asleep.

Uneasy, but temporarily satisfied, I go back to bed and listen myself to sleep. The next day DP placed traps around the house in strategic locations (she used to kill bugs for a living). Four or five midnight pounding days later – success!



We gave him a one way ticket to the transfer station the next town over. We hope he has a better life 5 miles away.



DP reset the trap. You never know, there may be relatives. Sleep tight!

~Lisa Co9T

17 comments:

  1. Aw, what a cute little guy! Glad you saved him from 9 sets of claws and teeth. Hopefully you can get through the night now without the crunching.

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  2. I don't think I could have gone back to sleep knowing there was something chomping it's way through the house.

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  3. Oh my goodness!

    By the way, we have the same kind of dishwasher!

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  4. OMC! You sure ruined 9 cats fun for the day...but we're sure the little rodent is happier...

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  5. Oh my cod! Now that is one big, juicy mousie!

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  6. Eeeeek! Furry good job trapping that one!

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  7. The dishwasher seems like an unlikely choice for a perfectly ratty location....

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  8. Great for trapping the 'visitor'. Yea, let him find another home--5 miles over! Your kitties were on the prowl and keep you safe!!

    Noir

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  9. Oh my cat I would never have slept with that in the house.. Thank goodness you caught it.. Hugs GJ x

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  10. What a story!!!
    Your description is hilarious! I love the part about "four of us united with bare feet and paws!"

    Let's hope five miles is the same as the other side of the world for that little guy!

    Glogirly
    (Katie is jealous. She wants one of those for her dishwasher)

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  11. That's the stuff cartoons are made from. Would have been some surprise: finaly getting in to the house and seeing cats everywhere.

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  12. He was big but nine cats are bigger. Funny story and one we have lived thru too!

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  13. Oh my gosh, that's a big, R-A-T? Thank goodness she has experience with critters like this.

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  14. Too cute! Think your kitties could have handled him?
    cindy

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  15. Wow! That is one BIG rodent. Glad you guys caught it and it's living far away now. Not a good way to wake up in the middle of the night!(if you are a human, if you are a cat, it's the best!)

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  16. Ah, ya shouldda let the cats get it. Great fun and free food!

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  17. live and let live (though my boys do not agree). Loved your writing of this tale. Helen, Darcy & Bingley

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